Officer NED

Officer NED is a character that appeared on the Cyndago channel throughout its run, played by Ryan Magee. He was often portrayed as a perverted police officer and was also shown to be a potential archenemy of the criminal, Wilford Warfastache.

Pulled Over
Ned was first introduced in the sketch "Pulled Over" as he stops Daniel for going over the speed limit, having a broken breaklight, going past a stop sign, and possessing alcohol and narcotics, despite Daniel not once committing any of these offenses.

He then attempts to have Daniel strip search, but this immediately makes Daniel realize that NED is actually Ryan attempting to look at his dick. Upon exposing him, Ryan flees the scene.

Standoff
Ned appears again as Ryan's parole officer, showing up in the aftermath of Ryan and Mark's shootout with his pants down and eyes covered, yelling "I HOPE YOU BOYS DON'T HAVE YOUR PANTS ON." He then proceeds to call his partner Don for backup and attempts inviting him for dinner at his Great Uncle Vernon's, saying that Don can also bring his "little boy" to put on his lap, despite his son being in his 30s. After ending the call, Ned hesitates for a moment before attempting to undo his belt again.

The Ned Affair
Ned makes his final appearance in The Ned Affair, where he and Don prepare to find the runaway criminal, Wilford Warfstache. Upon discovering him, Ned immediately engages in stripping and dancing to Warfstache's music and after arguing with Don about this, gets shot from what Warfstache claims is an accident. He then follows Don and Warfstache to the roof of the building they're in to find that Don has been murdered, and in his grief, gets caught by Wilford. Just before he can be finished off however, he is saved by the baby of the family Warfstache murdered. This leaves Ned overjoyed but in his excitement, he shoots and kills the baby by accident, much to his horror.

Trivia

 * On September 10, 2015, a Twitter account was created for Ned (@NedTheOfficer). The account remained active until September 14, 2015, and presumably shut down as a result of Cyndago's disbandment a few days later.